$swordubber

swordubber

still on the phone.still distracted.just slightly more dangerous.

This is what happens when a phubber gets a sword. He has not looked up to check.

CACOMING SOON
Screen time

Daily average: all of it.

23h 56mโ–ฒ 4% from last week
๐Ÿ“ฑScrolling19h 12m
๐Ÿ“ˆChecking the chart4h 40m
๐ŸคณSelfies in armour38m
โš”๏ธActual sword stuff4m
๐Ÿ‘€Looking up0m
The armoured puppy grinning into a selfie, sword forgotten in the other paw The puppy wide-eyed, both paws on the phone The puppy leaping with the sword raised, still reading his phone The puppy flexing one armoured arm while checking the phone with the other
Mini game

Try to make him look up.

Send him a message. Any message. People have been trying for weeks.

swordubberonline ยท always

Today

cant talk rn. on phone

Times he looked up: 0 ยท Messages sent: 0

Meanwhile

A portal opened. Phone-shaped.

The one thing in the kingdom he noticed straight away.

The puppy slumped on a stone throne, scrolling, while a small green dragon waves a wooden sign at him
Court is in session

The dragon has been waving for an hour.

It made a sign. It practised a speech. He has typed "one sec" four times and meant none of them.